just so you know, this entry will have absolutely nothing to do with elderly persons.

i'll probably end up talking about almondjoys, community college, aaron burr, ect.

sit back and study a vending machine for a while. if you've got, you know, a couple hours to kill, like i do now, find yourself a vending machine and watch the people who interact with it. sometimes you'll see the elusive Vending Machine Whisperer, who somehow magically gets two for one everytime he drops a dollar in. Or the dick who pounds the change button for 30 minutes until a quarter drops out. or the dumb bitch who puts the same quarter into the slot 453 times because she's too dense to come to the conclusion that her quarter isn't going to take and it's probably candadian anyway.

you can also tell a lot about a person by what type of vending machine goodies they purchase.

for instance, someone who buys a payday candy bar is an idiot, and so on and so forth.

quizilla needs to get on that shit, {{{[[ (>.<WHAT DOES YOUR VENDING MACHINE GOODY SAY ABOUT YOUUUU LOLZOMG ~+~+~+))<3)) or some nonsense.

you know what a good job for a creep would be?
security guard for a community college.
makes a girl want to buy a doberman.

had a dream i made out with a black guy. it was completely unnecessary.

well i promised you i'd talk about almondjoys, so here i go! THEY'RE DELICIOUS. like the name implies, they're filled with almonds and they make me joyful. hence, almondjoy. shakespeare ain't got shit.

as for community college and aaron burr, you'll just have to do your own reading on those fine subjects, as i couldn't possibly do justice to either one.

something smells incredibly delicious.